Covetous Jen

hn0023 ArtworkWe’re going caffeine-free! Well, one of us is. And it’s making life… interesting. We cover our trip to BlizzCon 2014, where we attended the World of Podcasts event, met lots of cool people, attended Diablo panels and more. Jen even got to be part of the Tristram’s Got Talent contest, where she got to show off her voice-acting chops for some of the voice actors from the Diablo III video game. We’ve also got an update on the bank-fraud shenanigans that have been ongoing for the last couple months.

BlizzCon:

  • Whatever happened to RC cola?
  • A smoothie isn’t the same thing as a milkshake.
  • Chocolate fudge brownie yogurt is apparently a thing.
  • Jen can call upon the Irish Look of Terror in order to intimidate/persuade others.
  • I get bad headaches but I’m not entirely sure they’re migraines.
  • We’re on opposite ends of the metabolic spectrum.
  • Lawyers and business people like to work on trains (and talk about it).
  • Serrota Tauren’s Flickr photos of cosplayers and more.
  • We attended World of Podcasts 2014. It was awesome.
  • Me and Jen at World of Podcasts

    Me and Jen at World of Podcasts.

    Moogyver-me-Jen BlizzCon

    Me, our announcer Moogyver and Jen at World of Podcasts.

    Hearthstone set at BlizzCon 2014.

    Hearthstone set at BlizzCon 2014.

    Jen with the guy who managed the Hearthstone set.

    Jen with the guy who managed the Hearthstone set.

  • Jen’s performance during the Tristram’s Got Talent contest:
  • Metallica = good. Smoke = bad.
  • We ran into Rilandune from HoTSCast a lot.Jen’s performance during the Tristram’s Got Talent contest:
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Not-Best Of

Hyper Nonsense Classic LogoIt’s a very special episode of Hyper Nonsense! We’re currently at Blizzcon 2014 but the pods keep rollin’. We’ve got a compilation show for you, made of clips from the original version of Hyper Nonsense. We talk about how good customer service is like sex. I share some stories about meeting crazy people in public and how abandoned clothing items are probably portkeys. Then, we revisit a news story about a radio DJ who quit her job in a colorful way, while she was on the air.

jflkafjalf:

  • We’ll have this down to a science by episode 250.
  • Hyper Nonsense: It’s a verbal bullet train that’s probably gonna end up in a wreck.
  • This lab ain’t no lemonade stand.
  • Listening to an iPod: It’s a statement to the world that says, “Please don’t talk to me.”
  • There’s a secret shoe-exchange society that leaves pairs of shoes in specific places.
  • Whatever happened to Inetta the Moodsetta?
  • If you’d like to help us out, buy us a Target e-gift card and send it to our e-mail address (below).
  • Thanks to Matt Sams for providing us with some cool music beds.
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All About The Joints

HN0021 artworkIn this episode, we learn about how the joints in Jen’s body can predict the weather. Speaking of which, it’s rained here for the first time in six months! We’v got stories about how people gleefully reacted to the rain (on Halloween no less). One of our neighbors got a new house and the whole teardown/buildup of that is making us sick! We introduce an exciting new segment called Uterus Talk. In the inaugural edition of Uterus Talk, Jen recounts her adventures in trying to make an appointment with Planned Parenthood. We respond to some listener feedback. Then, we round out the show with a news article about a woman who received the wrong sperm.

Frappe creek:

  • The joints. Not the ligaments.
  • Noodle chefs and indie theater dudes love the rain.
  • If we don’t get some good rain over the winter, things are gonna get real here in California.
  • On Halloween, a monster house appeared!
  • DIY Implanon replacement. Not a good idea.
  • The Sweet Pickles kid loves Uterus Talk!
  • How about an iTunes review?
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  • Lesbian lady gets the wrong sperm, files lawsuit.
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The iThing

Artwork for HN0020We’re Yosemite’ing it on today’s episode! Sometimes, audio mixers are complicated and the buttons don’t always work like you’d expect (and we spend way too much time breaking down why). We’ve officially changed our format to a tech show. We hope you enjoy all of the Apple talk! We have (not much of) an update on our legal situation. We cover the saga of a defective air purifier we recently purchased. Also, after installing an aerial TV antenna, we’ve got a whopping 17 channels. Now we’re constantly distracted by TV shows. We finished the show with a news item about a haunted house with a real, scary dead guy.

Burnt plastic:

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You Will Get Toast

Hyper Nonsense 0019 artworkWe’re asking the hard-hitting questions on this episode. Like: How is salted caramel a “fall thing?” We’ve got a neighbor who’s tearing down a home and replacing it. That process has put a lot of dust and dirt in the air and it’s making us sick. The weirdness with the fraud on our bank account continues and it’s having an affect on the legal situation we’re going thru. I’ve received an update on the status of my unemployment insurance (hint: it’s not good). We’ve finally joined most of the rest of the podosphere by discussing what we’ve watched on TV. In related news: TV antenna manuals suck. We read a news article about an attorney who likes to photoshop herself into images with celebrities. And more!

Salt harvest:

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Secondhand Claims

Hyper Nonsense logo for iTunes.We’re back in the studio! And for some reason, I sound like I’ve been smoking Marlboro Reds all day. It’s not a super high-energy show. I relate the exciting story of my trip to a local RV park by the ocean. We provided an update on the weird fraudulent activity on our bank account. 2014 continues to be an “interesting” year as I got some unexpected (and unwelcome) news about my claim for unemployment benefits. We got a nice shoutout from some fellow podcasters and we read a little bit of listener feedback. Jen gave an update on her disability claim and we finished the show with a scary news item about spiders.

Cough lollies:

  • I’ve been smited by The Pope with my strange smoky voice.
  • Thankfully 20 years ago, we didn’t rename our band Holy Roman Empire.
  • We have the ocean in California. If you don’t have the ocean where you live, it’s your own fault.
  • It doesn’t rain anymore in California.
  • Cough lollies. We call ‘em cough drops in America.
  • I don’t know where mentho-lyptus comes from.
  • Going to the bank gets thing done faster than calling them.
  • Did you hear Jen’s 1920’s keyboard while her microphone was muted?
  • EDD doesn’t like it if you’re working freelance.
  • Don’t go to our support page and send us money right now. Seriously.
  • We got a nice shoutout from the Nerd Out Loud podcast.
  • Spiders oozing from the walls.
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Heatwave

Hyper Nonsense Play Button ArtIt’s hot! So hot we had to abandon our usual recording studio for the (almost) comfortable confines of another room that had some leftover A-C in the air. It’s been an interesting (i.e. frustrating) week for us in terms of technology. But the good news is that Jen has room again on her MacBook Air hard drive! Apple dropped an iOS update and broke everything. The weirdness with fraudulent activity on our bank account continues. This time in the form of an unexpected credit. Also, Bluetooth pairing has become the most complicated thing computers do now. We read an iTunes review and then that was pretty much it.

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Friend or Noise

hn0016 artworkIt’s time for Hyper Nonsense! The best podcast you’ll hear right now… unless you listen to something (anything) else. We started out the show with ambient furniture noises, which lead into a story of the last couple of chairs I bought from Staples. Jen explains how it feels to never leave the house. We talk about the new social net that’s all the rage with the kids. I relate a story about how my sister’s car was broken into and what happened to her stolen iPod. I’ve been cooking more at home and researching recipes. I discovered that food bloggers can be kinda self-important.We read some listener feedback and we take a look at what American products are called in other countries. And more!

Statelets:

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iPhone Valet

Artwork for HN0015We’re as live as we wanna be on our latest pod! Find out what our loud neighbors are now doing loudly. We have an update on Jen’s claim for disability benefits.  We’re going thru some legal things right now that we’re not talking about. Hear about Jen’s most recent adventures in Sleepy Boos Land. Some lucky person went on a fancy clothes and fine fragrances shopping spree with our debit card. Hear my review of the iPhone 6 Plus. We read some listener feedback (including iTunes reviews!). We covered a news article about how Joan Rivers is endorsing the new iPhone from the other side. And more!

iPhone (((((((Six Plus!)))))):

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iWon’t Pay

hn0014 artworkJust in time for this week to not be over, it’s our latest podisode! We recount our (mostly uneventful) memories of  the September 11th attacks, including the fact that we moved in together that week. We give our thoughts on the big Apple shindig (and its seriously buggy live stream) that went down earlier this week. (iPhone 6? Apple Watch? Meh…) Hear about our exciting adventure in troubleshooting a leaky faucet! And then… scanning and shredding 21 months worth of documents! We also went over some listener feedback and talk about how a disappointed billionaire won’t be able to carve California into six individual states. And more!

A 10,000-word treatise:

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